Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:
Winston: “If you want to upgrade your package to get all of the movie channels, we can add on the premium service for you.”
Customer: “And how much will that cost?”
Winston: “All of them together will be $44 more a month.”
Customer: “And how about just the two we were discussing previously?”
Winston: “Then it would only be $20 a month.”
Then came an awkward pause followed by a big sigh.
Customer: “Oh, I do not know what to do.”
Winston: “You can always make these changes online.”
I always try to dissuade people from calling in. Saving the world, one ESP at a time.
Customer: “No, I do not want to do that. I will think about it. I will have my servant call you back to discuss these menu items at a later time.”
