Even though ESP’s are so fucking dumb and almost always wrong, they’re just so damn sure of themselves.
Customer: “I was just talking to Amanda and we got disconnected. I need you to transfer me right away.”
Winston: “I’m sorry, but no Amanda works in our office.”
Customer: “I know who I talked to. I was just on the phone with her, now connect me back!”
Winston: “I can definitely check our employee list, but I’m almost positive no one of that name works here.”
Sure enough, after a little check, no Amanda existed among the poor assholes working in Super Department.
Winston: “Are you sure it was this department? Could it be another name?”
Again, ESP’s are never wrong. Yet always wrong.
Customer: “Damnit, connect me right now, I’m tired of waiting around! Just go over to her desk, it’s not that hard!”
Actually it is quite hard because I can’t go to a fucking desk that doesn’t exist and I can’t talk to a fucking person that doesn’t exist.
Customer: “You moron!” Click
I checked on his account a few days later, and sure enough he called back and yelled at someone else. Apparently the agent he wanted was named Dana. That’s D-A-N-A shit head.