Just to help you get in the Christmas spirit, here’s a quick little story from one of my coworkers. He claimed this customer is the dumbest person he’d spoken to during his tenure at Telescreen. That’s saying a lot (please review every previous post of this blog as a reference).
Worker: “I’m not showing you’re getting signal to your TV.”
Customer: “That’s what I keep telling you, my dish got knocked over a few nights ago!”
Worker: “Was there some sort of inclement weather?”
Customer: “No, it was Christmas night. The damn thing got knocked over then.”
Customer: “I saw the damn thing happen. A reindeer knocked my satellite dish over!”
Worker: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I ain’t crazy, I’m telling you one of those damn reindeer knocked it right off of it’s mount. I’m going to need a technician out here asap.”
Apparently someone still believes in Santa.