Just to help you get in the Christmas spirit, here’s a quick little story from one of my coworkers. He claimed this customer is the dumbest person he’d spoken to during his tenure at Telescreen. That’s saying a lot (please review every previous post of this blog as a reference).

Worker: “I’m not showing you’re getting signal to your TV.”

Customer: “That’s what I keep telling you, my dish got knocked over a few nights ago!”

Worker: “Was there some sort of inclement weather?”

Customer: “No, it was Christmas night. The damn thing got knocked over then.”

Worker: “Okay…”

Customer: “I saw the damn thing happen. A reindeer knocked my satellite dish over!”

Worker: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “I ain’t crazy, I’m telling you one of those damn reindeer knocked it right off of it’s mount. I’m going to need a technician out here asap.”

Apparently someone still believes in Santa.