Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:
I’m fighting with some dumbass over his bill, mainly because he has every single channel, ever single package, tons of receivers, and the best equipment. I also see his address is in Alabama.
Winston: “Well sir, if the bill is too high, we could consider lowering your package.”
Customer: “No, I ain’t gonna do that. No way I’m losing any channels.”
Winston: “With the top package and all the add-ons, that’s the price you’re going to see each month.”
Customer: “What you think I am, rich?”
Again, I saw his address was in Alabama…
Customer: “When I signed up all this stuff was cheap.”
Winston: “The introductory rate was cheaper, but you kept all of the add-ons, and now you’re paying full price for everything.”
Customer: “Well that right there is some B.S! I ain’t paying nothing more. I want all these channels, but I want them for free because of all the hassle y’all have been causing me.”
If I were only given freebies for all of the ‘hassle’ with ESPs…
Winston: “I’m sorry sir, but if you want the premium package, that’s the only price we can offer.”
Customer: “Now you listen here, fella. I’ve only got $10 to my name. Ten friggin’ dollars, dead serious. I’m sure you get that all the time, but ain’t got a darn thing in the bank, I’ve just got this ten dollar bill in my wallet. I’m looking at it right now, and it’s the only money I’ve got in the world.”
Let me get this straight. You’re a hobo/redneck with only $10, yet you pay $200 for every single fucking channel on TV a ton of high def TV’s in multiple rooms? That’s worse than seeing a panhandling hobo chatting on his cell phone. Here’s an idea: how about you ditch the TV? Maybe spend that $10 on a nice tie and find a job. Maybe invest in some penny stock and hope it gets you rich in one day. Maybe quit being such a fucking moron and don’t complain about being flat broke while having the Porsche of TV services.
Yes, this happens all the fucking time, but this is one of the more extreme situations. I doubt he really had $10 to his name, but if it was true, I hope he kept it somewhere safe, like behind his 60″ plasma TV.
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