Sorry, I Wasn’t Listening

“No, I have the best beard in town!”

Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:

Winston: “So if you want a refund, you’re going to have to send in a bank statement.”

Customer: No response.

Winston: “Um, you can do that by scanning a recent bill from your bank. Do you have a scanner?”

Customer: No response.

Winston: “Well if you don’t have a scanner, you can take a screen shot of your bill online. Do you know how to do that?”

Customer: No response.

Winston: “Hello, ma’am, are you still there?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m here. Sorry, I wasn’t listening, I was too annoyed.”

Well if that were the case, I wouldn’t listen to one fucking word from any ESP. “I’m sorry, but I can no longer assist you because you’re too goddamn stupid and are driving me crazy.”

Check out some more “annoyed” assholes:

I’ll Sue Your Pants Off

I’m Gonna Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine!

Fuck You, Fuck Telescreen, And Fuck Everybody There

2 thoughts on “Sorry, I Wasn’t Listening

  1. How do you manage to locate these funny photos? What website do you mainly use?

    Once again, another 10/10 for this post! 🙂

    • All of my photos come from Flickr, and have Creative Commons licenses, meaning they are free to share on my blog without infringing on any copyrights. It prevents me from having even more legal threats, but does require quite a bit of searching versus a wider range of pictures from, say, Google Images. Horay for being legal!

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