The Last Call

Now that’s what I call good customer service.

Your Stories: “The Last Call”

Thanks to oldsalt1942, we have a new and enjoyable addition to ESP via Your Stories. It looks like I’m not the only one that had endure the painful stupidity of a call center. Apparently this was his last call, and I must say, he went out like a boss:

Me: “How can I help you?”

Caller: “I’m a little confused about the instructions on your awning cleaner.”

Me: “What seems to be the problem?”

Caller: “It says mix one part cleaner with three parts water.”

Me: “Yes? What’s the problem with that?”

Caller: “What’s a part?”

Me: “It can be whatever you want it to be.”

Caller: “I still don’t understand…”

Me: “Okay, do you have a shot glass?”

Caller: “Yes.”

Me: “Okay, it would be one shot of cleaner and three shots of water.”

Caller: “But that won’t be nearly enough.”

Me: “How did you ever find your way home from the store?”

Boss: “Pack your shit and get out!”

Location: Boqueron, Chiriqui, Panama

Maybe the caller took one too many shots of cleaner and that’s why they’re so damn stupid.

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One thought on “The Last Call

  1. Holy crap Winston! My boss and a guy I work with had this same conversation a few years ago. They were both asking ME what a part was, because I’m a girl and they thought it was a recipe thing. Sadly, I still work there.

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