Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:

Winston: “Did you see the charge on your bank account yet?”

Customer: “No I ain’t seen it yet.”

Winston: “Well I do show the credit card payment processed on the account on 04/20.”

Customer: “See, I knew it! I was darn sure I made that payment.”

Winston: “Definitely.”

Customer: “Good! My wife thinks I’m stupid, but I keep telling her I ain’t!”

Winston: “I’m sorry.”

I didn’t really know what else to say, since I couldn’t tell him that in fact his wife was absolutely correct. He was pretty fucking stupid.