Your Posts: Computer Skills, Or Lack Thereof: Part 2
Here’s the second portion of the stories sent my way about computer skills, or lake thereof.
Customer: My keyboard isn’t working.
Help Desk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: I’m not sure, I can’t get behind the computer.
Help Desk: Pick up the keyboard and walk ten paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Help Desk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Help Desk: That means the keyboard isn’t plugged in.
Props to this IT guy. Way to tell the fucking idiot they’re a fucking idiot without saying “fucking idiot.”
Help Desk: Your password is lower-case a as in apple, capital V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is 7 capital or lower-case?
“Um, it’s lower-case. Make sure you put it in correctly.”
Customer: I can’t log into my computer.
Help Desk: Are you sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure I did. I saw my friend type it in.
Help Desk: Can you tell me what the password is?
Customer. Yes, seven dots.
Eventually, they find out his password is simply, “password.”
Help Desk: Can you tell me what anti-virus program you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Help Desk: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.
Something tells me this is the same guy that thinks an Apple computer is a mini fruit basket.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend put a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
God only knows what happened when the IT guy told them it was called “wallpaper.”
Customer: I’m having trouble with my email.
Help Desk: What exactly is the problem?
Customer: I have a letter ‘a’ in the address, but I don’t know how to get the circle around it.
This dipshit might just want to stick with postal mail.
Customer: I’m having a problem with my printer.
Help Desk: Are you running it under Windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door.
“That must be the problem. Move your printer under a bright window and it should work.”
Here’s the original LINK to all the stories
