His Brain Don’t Work

"Johnny, you're dumb. You might as well give up now and head home"

Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:

Winston: “Okay ma’am, I see the account is in your husband’s name, correct?”

Customer: “Yesir.”

Winston: “I’m going to need to speak with him directly then please.”

Customer: “No, you can’t speak to my husband, his brain don’t work.”

Winston: “Um, what exactly do you mean?”

Customer: “His brain don’t work no more. Y’all ain’t gonna get nowhere with him. Ain’t nobody do. Might as well keep talking to me. My brain still works.”

Well, I appreciate the honesty. If only all stupid people were this upfront.


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