Good Thing I Didn’t Get High Today

“Hey, man, you know, I don’t think I’m up for this construction gig.”

Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:

Winston: “Now unplug the router from the wall and wait about thirty seconds.”

Customer: “What?”

Winston: “Unplug the cord that connects the router to the wall.”

Customer: “You mean the power deal?”

Winston: “Yes.”

Customer: “Wow, this is so confusing! Good thing I didn’t get high today.”