
Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:
Winston: “Now unplug the router from the wall and wait about thirty seconds.”
Customer: “What?”
Winston: “Unplug the cord that connects the router to the wall.”
Customer: “You mean the power deal?”
Winston: “Yes.”
Customer: “Wow, this is so confusing! Good thing I didn’t get high today.”
What…the…fuck…?