Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things

You know the (amazing) show with Bill Cosby, Kids Say The Darndest Things? I’ve decided to start something like that on this blog. It takes me a long time to draft, edit, and publish these posts. Hence why updates on the blog happen roughly once a week. Also, dumb assholes don’t always call in with hilarious stories. The good ones are few and far between. Most of my days are pretty boring, with the occasional well educated individual and the mass of dumb rednecks and angry assholes. I can’t have the same old posts of me getting yelled at over and over. Only the good stuff comes to this blog, and by good, I mean extremely fucking stupid.

Even though I don’t always get good long stories for the blog, I still get quite a few people saying some dumb shit. I have a nice collection going with short quotes from stupid people. I write down anything that makes me say, “What the fuck?” It’s no surprise that I write down a lot of shit, because, drum roll please:

Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:

Winston: “May I ask your reason for canceling service with us today?”

Customer: “I don’t watch much TV. I spend most of my time picking mushrooms and drinking beer. Do you like mushrooms?”

What…the…fuck…?

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